well that’s just about the cutest thing ive ever heard get said
(via firefly-knight)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
(via justanothermorganmoment)
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
(via justanothermorganmoment)
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
(via justanothermorganmoment)
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
(via justanothermorganmoment)
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule, via depressedbandgeek)
1. He forgot to post it anonymously
2. He sent it to himself.
3. He’s correcting his own grammar.
4. His correction is wrong.
5. He spelled grammar wrong.
6. He’s insulting his own blog.
7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.
(Source: internet-thug, via depressedbandgeek)
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
(Source: spicesandvirtues, via depressedbandgeek)
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via doitn0wremember-itlater)
seriously, my boyfriend and his friends had no clue what this was when I talked about it before. (this is not to be mean to girls with a thigh gap, JUST SAYING for the girls OBSESSED with getting one) most don’t care if you have one or not!!!! besides your body should be made to please you, not anyone else- including guys.
Thank you!
(Source: runnerprincess, via doitn0wremember-itlater)
| Me most of the year: | Want that. Want that. Want that. |
| Me near my birthday or christmas: | I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT. |
